missNewBooty asked:
My friend always gets into drunk bar fights and I want to personalize a Tshirt for him for christmas. I was gonna put on it ” I’m drunk so don’t start sh*T!” But I just don’t think thats funny. Please help!!! Any Ideas????
He is not my boyfriend. and its supposed to be funny.
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tig added these pithy words on Sep 05 08 at 12:54 amWhat the F%$k was I thinking? on the back of the shirt.
Doug added these pithy words on Sep 06 08 at 10:43 pmHow about: “Don’t mess with me buddy!” Then in smaller print underneath or on the back, “It’s not fair to pick on retards.”
okiebryan added these pithy words on Sep 08 08 at 2:07 amInstant A$$hole
Just add alcohol
Olive added these pithy words on Sep 08 08 at 9:06 amI like the one you have. its hilarious, and he’ll prolly like it better if you came up with it urself. thats why its called a “PERSONALIZED” t-shirt. it came from you. PERSONALLY.
ponyboy 81 added these pithy words on Sep 11 08 at 4:38 amHow about, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
or ” I never drink before noon… and right now, it’s 2:30 in Singapore.”
lotous the pure added these pithy words on Sep 12 08 at 4:08 ami am fine
who is serving dirnk
so hot and salty
hic what is brand
o iam fine with it
o oj oh i m fn
moriartee added these pithy words on Sep 14 08 at 8:35 amHi MissNewB How about…I once walked into a bar….I was too p*ssed I did’nt see it!
picador added these pithy words on Sep 17 08 at 3:47 pmIt’s hard enough to choose clothes for other people, let alone a statement that would appear to be his own. I’d get something else – including a new boyfriend.
Christian R added these pithy words on Sep 18 08 at 7:09 amOfficer I swear to drunk I’m not God
LeoDecaprio added these pithy words on Sep 21 08 at 10:24 amhow about ” ya I’m DRUNK, and if your close enough to read this your in danger!!!!!!!”