If life is so fair, then why is Karma bitting Mianus, CT?
I was always talking about Uranus and Mianus, CT and now Mianus, CT is bleeding (I promise, fo’real!).
I think I have a fissure because it’s uncomfortable when I walk and sit, and there are no signs of hemorrhoids. There is blood on the unfortunate little sheets of paper. And no, this ain’t no STD or anything related to pervy stuff. And since I’m only 21 I wonder what’s the matter.
Do you remember when I was jealous of my mom for getting a colonoscopy? well, on the bright side, maybe I will finally have permission from a physician to have one.
Sorry if this is too much information, but I have to let it out somewhere. There’s no one I can talk to in real life. People avoid me and I’m a social reject. I bet no one will attend my funeral in a couple days 
Ethan, thanks for making everything worse. Everytime I laugh the itching gets worse and I feel the fissure tears even more. An emo Uranus hahahahahahaha must be ROFL.
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