If you’re of the liberal persuasion, try Northern Sun:

Why don’t you do something that focuses on the positives of the American culture, instead of the negatives. Steroid use is not that common I have never known anyone involved with them at all, as for school violence you will have that anywhere, political aspects are by the government and not by us at all. The positive aspects is that we work hard, we help each other and we help people all over the world because we want to, we have many heroes here. As for the funny t-shirt, just put it in your Yahoo seach bar for, personalized t-shirts and you will find places that will put anything you like on a T shirt.